STATS UPDATE: What the Record Book Updates Tell Us

Lincoln, NE - The all-time record book has been updated - and there are some tasty new surprises.

Multiple new records have been included in this year's update, including an all-time Points Against metric and a "Luck Matrix." Because fantasy football owners can do little to prevent their opponent from scoring points, these statistics are considered a measure of how 'lucky' an owner is.

In this first annual calculation, Ethan Maas claims the title of Most Points Scored Against All-Time, with just over 18,900. Behind him are Sean Alumbaugh, Kaelan Carlson, Kenneth Pancake, and Aaron Green (the charter members).

Among active owners, Connor Gibson claims the honor of most Points Against Per Season Average All-Time. This is notable because of his multiple championship appearances (and one title) during that time - despite facing (on average) League-members' best shot. Additionally, the margin is not close.

If Connor is 'unlucky,' then Jason McMichael is 'lucky,' according to the Luck Matrix. This calculation takes each season's net value of PF - PA and averages them through each season. In his two seasons, Jason has outperformed his PA by an average of over 328 points. (To be honest, I don't remember if I added each season value or averaged them >:( )

Existing records were updated earlier in the off-season. Notable updates include:

• Marie Ohlinger's Average Points Per Season of 1872.6, which leads the League... Marie, Daren Lincourt, and Connor all hold averages above 1,800. However, eight of the other nine members began playing before the 1/2 Point PPR era (or before even 6-Point QBPTDs).

• Kaelan's League-leading 20,742.7 points all-time... Kenneth and Sean join him as the only owners to have reached 20k points all-time.

• Kaelan's 104 wins all-time, making him the only owner with triple-digit wins... Kenneth and Sean trail with 97 and 94 wins, respectively.

Additional statistical findings warrant mention:

• Before the 2025 season, Kaelan's six playoff appearances ended in either 1) a title, or 2) a loss to Sean. That trend held in 2025, when Sean beat Kaelan in the playoffs for the third time.

• Much has been said of Daren's inclination towards a .500 record. In 2025, he did so again, with a record of 9-8. That makes a six-year streak. But it is also worth noting that Kenneth has also gone .500 often as well. He has achieved the mediocrity metric in each of the past three seasons, and in four of the past five.

• Speaking of the Commissioner (boo!), his all-time record against Kaelan remains, shall we say, unbalanced. Kaelan brings a 15-7 record against his arch-nemesis. This serves as the most wins all-time against one single opponent.

• However, the League-classic rivalry is not the most lopsided. Senior Member Al Ohlinger claims that honor: his record against Charter Member Aaron is 14-1.

Dynasty League records are not expected to be added until the completion of its second season in 2027.

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