ICYMI: RBL Draft Order and Three Things

In case you didn't watch the draft order reveal video (or, you could only make it thirty seconds through because I was too extra), here is the 2025 Breakfast League (re)draft order, along with a little "Good stat, bad stat" and a goal for the season. You may even find some stats not mentioned in the draft order reveal!

12) Connor Gibson

Good stat: Best all-time win %

Bad stat: Lives in Kansas

Goal: Win a title to increase your title game record to 2-2

11) Kaelan Carlson

Good stat: 66% chances of winning the title when in the playoffs

Bad stat: Firstborn son has yet to win a fantasy championship - embarrassing

Goal: Be the first to 100 wins all-time with six this season

10) Aaron Green

Good stat: Personal-best in single-season score last season

Bad stat: 20th all-time in win %

Goal: Sweep Al Ohlinger and begin hacking away at that 1-13 record

9) Sean Alumbaugh

Good stat: Member of the 2k point club (only Kaelan and Connor have also scored 2k points in one season)

Bad stat: Zero titles, three title game appearances

Goal: Beat Kaelan for the title - you get your first, and you end Kaelan's playoff hopes a third time

8) RJ Dechow

Good stat: More wins all-time than two founding members

Bad stat: Only member of the Class of '16 without a title

Goal: Get that title

7) Marie Ohlinger

Good stat: Best average points-per-season all-time among owners with more than one season

Bad stat: 1-4 against Al Ohlinger all-time

Goal: Sweep Al this season

6) Jason McMichael

Good stat: One of only 16 all-time to break 1900 points in a season

Bad stat: Lives with Kenneth Pancake

Goal: Get your first playoff win

5) Al Ohlinger

Good stat: Second-best all-time winning percentage

Bad stat: Longest active playoff drought (four seasons; this after making the playoffs in four of his first five seasons)

Goal: Make the playoffs and break the drought

4) Ethan Maas

Good stat: Five playoff appearances

Bad stat: Lowest points-per-season average among active owners

Goal: Become a member of the 2k point club on your way to your first title

3) Daren Lincourt

Good stat: Second-best average points per season all-time among owners with more than one season

Bad stat: Kenneth appears to have a man crush on you, I'd run away quickly

Goal: Finish two games above .500 to break your Tomlin trend

2) Alex Annan

Good stat: 12-4 all-time against Ethan Maas

Bad stat: Personal lows in finish and record last season

Goal: Make everyone forget the off-year by making the playoffs

1) Kenneth Pancake

Good stat: Second-most wins all-time

Bad stat: 6-12 all-time against Kaelan Carlson

Goal: Win a regular season title for the first time

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Finally, congratulations to Al Ohlinger, Alex Annan, and RJ Dechow - this season marks a decade for them in the Breakfast League! This means that 66% of the League has now been here for a decade or longer.

Happy mock drafting!