Posted to Facebook 9/25/22
Archived to website by Al Ohlinger 10/6/22
Week 2
Here it is the long awaited, falsely promised, and scattered thought: Kaelan’s Jank Ranks. Last week was the first time in at least 9 years I have watched an Eagles game. Gotta say it was a great game. Hurts is another Lamar and I never knew that.
So I know what all of you are thinking, “You have won and don’t even watch all the games?!?! Kenny tells me that’s how I’m supposed to win!” Well I’m here to tell you that if you have blind confidence in random players that have a funny interview then you too can win this league. The name of my team should always really be “Livin on a prayer.” So thank you to Aaron this year on giving me Krupp so I can scream as loud as I want in garbage time when he leads me to victory yet again.
This is my very biased and honest review of where the league is at. Please treat all of these as such.
1 Conner Party 2 Crazy Train 3 Koo Koo Ka Choo 4 *TeamName Redacted* 5 San Diego State Fighting Araizas 6 Wilsons Cougar Hunters 7 Bakers Dozen 8 Im Really Feeling It! 9 Team Suspension 10 It just means more 11 Make Fantasy Great again 12 Kittle Bit of CHAOS
Jared Kmiecik So here’s undefeated team number 2 of Breakfast league history. Lamar is on a contract year kicking ass. johnathan Taylor hasn’t even gotten started yet, although Matt Ryan sucks balls compared to my GOAT Carson Went with the 33.8 points I hope reek a week and the boys down in Miami can keep the crazy numbers up. I truly think you can win it all if one or 2 pieces fall into place.
Sean Alumbaugh Please win this whole thing…. Call of duty drops in like a month or something so I hope it sucks and Kyler plays more football. Hard Knocks is a story of redemption and triumph this year and I love it. Deebo is the only thing in San Fransisco I can say I like. And the bills D…. Damn are they good. Ill say it again…. Please for the love of the league win this whole thing
Connor Keaton Gibson Please lose again cause then ill have to keep going till I win 2 in a row and then we have like the MJ vs LJ situation…. Nobody wants that
Alex Annan If those boys in Detroit make Hard Knocks into Remember the Titans then you’ve got a real shot this year as well. By far my favorite team out here with Allen, Ekeler combo Daniel Jackson Jr. You have serious potential I think. Carr needs to learn to get Adams the ball, Burrow is in a bit of a super bowl slump but I’m a believer that him and Chase will become that dominant force we saw last year again. Finally I think A.J. Brown is the sleeper of the year when Philly gets going.
RJ Dechow When Russ settles in and has a week or two when the eyes are off him he will fall into place and be that QB 1 you need. Solid RB options in Mixon and CEH, although look out in the future as I think CEH will become less viable in their scheme as the season progresses. Diggs will Digg is and I think you make the playoffs with ease with all these boys balling put.
Daren Lincourt Biggest problem I foresee is in that QB spot. I see Rodgers and Brady in the same sui8t this year, Solid Backups. Old guys with great arms that can make anyone look good but not reliable week to week. Capitalizing on Hill’s early success could be a great option for High QB 1 trade and WR2 potentially. At least that is where my brain would be at as the manager of this team.
Al Ohlinger I think you are in a world of hurt right now. Burrow is in his slump but I see the other side. Lamb lost Prescott like usual so that drops his stock harshly. Miles sanders has the same problem the Baltimore backfield has…. TD Sniping QB. Calvin cook is your REAL MVP but Cousins is continuing to show that he is not the guy IMO. I think you like myself will see some success but not enough to make a true run for the chip.
Kaelan Carlson This is Kennys spot but for the culture I’m here. Kupp is my whole team and I’m ok with that. This is where Kenny truly resides in my mind
Kenneth Pancake Keep those Glass cannons healthy and you may surprise the world… Gabe Davis is back and I think you are the far superior this year between the two of us. Great work and looking forward to seeing the rest of the season play out.
Ethan Alexander I said it in the draft but you too went for “ole reliable” when drafting. It makes for a fun season watching some of the greatest play the game we love but sadly not putting up quite enough points. I just don’t this this team has it this year. Unfortunately we couldn’t get a trade figured out before Dak got hurt otherwise I think you would have been in a great position to make some noise late in the season.
Aaron David Green
Last week we saw jones pay off from the kupp trade. Jeudy I really hope becomes a force in Denver. In reality I love your team for their potential on paper but io think the injuries and suspensions might linger too long to make a real run for the chip. Here’s to hoping Herby can get over his rib stuff quick to route this team for the greatest underdog story in Breakfast league history.
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