12. Love and Flowers (1-6) PF 618.96
“Lilium (/ˈlɪliəm/ LIL-ee-əm)[3] is a genus of herbaceous flowering plants growing from bulbs, all with large prominent flowers. They are the true lilies. Lilies are a group of flowering plants which are important in culture and literature in much of the world. Most species are native to the Northern Hemisphere and their range is temperate climates and extends into the subtropics. Many other plants have "lily" in their common names, but do not belong to the same genus and are therefore not true lilies.”
11. Koo Koo Ka Choo (2-5) PF 654.44
“Scene 16: Sea Turtles
CRUSH: Dude. Focus, dude. Dude. He lives! Hey, dude!
MARLIN: [groaning] What happened?
CRUSH: Oh, saw the whole thing, dude. First you were like, ‘whoa’! And then we were all like, ‘whoa’! And then you were like, ‘whoa’.
MARLIN: What are you talking about?
CRUSH: You, mini-man. Taking on the jellies. You got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome!
MARLIN: Oh, my stomach. [moans]
CRUSH: Oh, man. No hurling on the shell, dude, just waxed it.
MARLIN: So, Mr. Turtle…
CRUSH: Dude. Mr. Turtle is my father. Name’s Crush.
MARLIN: Crush? Really? OK, Crush, listen I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?
CRUSH: [chuckles] Dude, you’re riding it, dude! Check it out! OK, grab shell, dude!
MARLIN: Grab what? [screaming]”
10. Old Yellers (3-4) PF 689.58
“We can’t bust heads like we used to—but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.”
9. From The Logo! (2-5) PF 739.78
Valid Signal
ARTICLE 2.
A valid signal is a signal given by a player of Team B who has obviously signaled his intention by extending one hand only clearly above his head and waving that hand from side to side of his body more than once.
Invalid Signal
ARTICLE 3.
An invalid signal is any waving signal by a player of Team B:
That does not meet the requirements of Article 2 (above); or
That is given after a scrimmage kick is caught beyond the neutral zone, strikes the ground or touches another player beyond the neutral zone (A.R. 6-5-3-III-V); or
That is given after a free kick is caught, strikes the ground or touches another player. [Exception: Rule 6-4-1-f]
8. San Diego State Fighting Araizas (4-3) PF 554.62
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."
7. Crazy Train (3-4) PF 726.26
“George Carlin: Thomas the Tank Engine was grumbling to the other engines.
Thomas: I spent my time pulling coaches about ready for you to take out on journeys.
George Carlin: The other engines laughed.
Thomas: Why can't I pull passenger trains too?
Gordon: You're too impatient.
George Carlin: They said.
Gordon: You'd be sure to leave something behind.
Thomas: Rubbish!
George Carlin: Said Thomas.
Thomas: I'll show you.”
6. Left Handed Corn Dogs (4-3) PF 769.94
“Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards, one blow from cavin' in?
Do you ever feel already buried deep?
Six feet under screams, but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you?
'Cause there's a spark in you
You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July
'Cause baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot across the sky
Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe”
(Hint: what are the 2 memes associated with Katy Perry?)
5. Cousins had a Kittle Lamb (3-4) PF 769.78
“Gordon: Come on, Garrett! Keith and Garrett! You just got all quiet! None of you are working as a team! Where's the lamb SAUCE?!
Heather: Come on, man!
Garrett: I just need a--
Gordon: WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!
Heather: Right here, chef.
Garrett: Lamb sauce is coming up.
Gordon: There's just nothing coming together!
Garrett: Right here, chef.
Gordon: Thank you very much.
Garrett: Not a problem, chef.
Gordon: Oh, fuck off, you fat useless sack of fucking yankee-danky-doodle shite. Fuck off, will you please, yeah?”
4. Saquon Deez Nuts (6-1) PF 803.16
“About
Deez Nuts is the punchline of a setup joke that involves asking someone a vaguely phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner. While originally introduced as a skit track on Dr. Dre's 1992 rap album Chronic, the joke saw a huge resurgence after it was featured in a short comedic sketch by internet comedian WelvenDaGreat on Instagram in early 2015.
Origin
On December 15th, 1992, West Coast rapper Dr. Dre released his debut studio album The Chronic, which featured a skit track titled "Deeez Nuuuts." In the song's intro portion, fellow rapper Warren G can be heard telling a "deez nuts" joke to a woman on the phone (shown below).”
3. It’s a Love Story Kelce Just Say Yes (5-2) PF 791.28
“We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a balcony, in summer air
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
See you make your way through the crowd
And say, "Hello"
Little did I know
That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you, "Please don't go"
And I said
"Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince, and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say yes"”
2. Iowa City Mo (4-3) PF 817.94
“The Iowa Old Capitol Building is located in Iowa City, Iowa, United States. It was once the main government building for the state of Iowa, and it now stands as the most prominent landmark at the center of the University of Iowa's campus. The building was depicted on the 1946 Iowa Centennial commemorative half dollar.[3] It was individually listed in the National Register of Historic Places (NRHP) in 1972, and it was named a U.S. National Historic Landmark in 1976. In 1978 it was included as a contributing property in the Pentacrest, a historic district listed on the NRHP.[4]”
1. Team Suspension (5-2) PF 822.94
“Suspension is the system of tires, tire air, springs, shock absorbers and linkages that connects a vehicle to its wheels and allows relative motion between the two.[1] Suspension systems must support both road holding/handling and ride quality,[2] which are at odds with each other. The tuning of suspensions involves finding the right compromise. It is important for the suspension to keep the road wheel in contact with the road surface as much as possible, because all the road or ground forces acting on the vehicle do so through the contact patches of the tires. The suspension also protects the vehicle itself and any cargo or luggage from damage and wear. The design of front and rear suspension of a car may be different.”
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