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Ten Things: Five Records To Be Broken, Five To Stand Tall
The Breakfast League is a League of legends. Lol. After six years of fierce competition, the record book is full of the tales of our...
Kenneth Pancake
Sep 9, 20204 min read
WEEK 1 PREVIEW: After Covid Scare, All Is As It Should Be
THANK GOD, WE ACTUALLY MADE IT. It's okay! Take a breath! Sit and calm down. Cry the stress out, sing and rejoice - whatever exhales the...
Kenneth Pancake
Sep 8, 20203 min read
Breakfast League Passes Minimal Changes at 2020 Rules Committee Meeting
BELLEVUE, NE - The Breakfast League held its annual Rules Committee Meeting on the Holiest of Days, Draft Day, and instituted several...
Kenneth Pancake
Sep 8, 20201 min read


2020 THIS WEEK: 77 False Positives in NFL Testing; Teams Cancel Practices to Discuss Racial Equality
BELLEVUE, NE - The professional sports world was set ablaze this week as NBA athletes (exercising their role as activists) called for the...
Kenneth Pancake
Aug 27, 20202 min read


Season Preview/Predictions: In Sickness & In Health
A stat to start your fantasy football season: as of next month, half of the Breakfast League will have been, or will then be, married. I...
Kenneth Pancake
Aug 27, 20206 min read


DRAFT DAY 2020 DETAILS
Hello, League! Another Holiest of Days, DRAFT DAY, is upon us! This year's draft will be similar to drafts in recent years, but with...
Kenneth Pancake
Aug 23, 20202 min read


Kenneth Pancake Announces Re-Election Campaign for Commissioner
BELLEVUE, NE - Commissioner Kenneth Pancake announced late Friday morning his intentions to run once again for re-election. Pancake...
Kenneth Pancake
Aug 21, 20201 min read
New Collective Bargaining Agreement Could Have Significant Impact on NFL, Breakfast League
As reported by ESPN on Wednesday, changes could be coming to the NFL schedule. These changes could significantly affect how the Breakfast...
Kenneth Pancake
Feb 20, 20202 min read
Week 10 2019 Power Rankings
Have you ever wondered why I can’t do my playoff scenario chart two weeks out? Well, the number of possible scenarios is 2^n, where n is...

Al Ohlinger
Nov 7, 20196 min read
Week 9 2019 Power Rankings
Author's note: the following is the Week 9 Power Rankings for posted to Facebook by Kaelan October 29th, posted here for historical...

Al Ohlinger
Nov 7, 20195 min read
Week 8 2019 Power Rankings
Author's note: the following is the Week 8 Power Rankings for posted to Facebook by Kaelan October 27th, posted here for historical...

Al Ohlinger
Nov 7, 20194 min read
Week 7 2019 Power Rankings
Intros are boring. Rankings are fun. Let’s do those instead. 1. Team Suspension (6-0), +0 Last Week: Win vs. Crazy Train 123.3 - 64.4 It...

Al Ohlinger
Oct 17, 20197 min read


Week 6 2019 Power Rankings
This week marks the halfway point for the latest campaign for the Breakfast League, and four teams have separated themselves from the...

Al Ohlinger
Oct 10, 20197 min read
Week Five Power Rankings
I'm trying a little experiment. Last week, I did an intense, large-research power ranking with every stat known to man. I overthought...
Kenneth Pancake
Oct 3, 20193 min read
Week Four Power Rankings
Week Four Power Rankings ***Disclaimer: This power ranking does not reflect any implications from the Melvin Gordon return to the...
Kenneth Pancake
Sep 26, 20198 min read
Week 3 Power Rankings 2019
For my power rankings this week, I’ll be taking into account the results thus far, of course, but I’m not dropping my preseason...

Al Ohlinger
Sep 19, 20197 min read


Week 2 Game Predictions
Hey peeps! It’s your favorite data analyst (or most annoying if you prefer) back with those weekly game predictions for the 2019 season!...
RJ Dechow
Sep 13, 20193 min read
Week 1 Breakfast League Power Rankings
Hello Everyone! Welcome to another season of the Fantasy Football with The Breakfast League. It is great to be back and I am happy to be...
Alex Annan
Sep 11, 20196 min read


2019 Post-Draft Power Rankings and Predictions
Welcome to the 2019 Breakfast League everyone. Once again, the league continues to improve, and because of that, the margin for error...

Al Ohlinger
Sep 5, 201910 min read
Rules Committee Passes Modest Changes
OMAHA, NE - As is tradition, the Breakfast League met by conference call on Monday evening on the Holiest of Days, Draft Day to discuss...
Kenneth Pancake
Sep 3, 20191 min read
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