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Kenneth Pancake
Aug 24, 20192 min read
Four Announce Campaigns for Commissioner
OMAHA, NE - Entering its sixth season, four candidates have announced their candidacy for Commissioner of the Breakfast League. Alex...
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Kenneth Pancake
Jul 30, 20195 min read
2019 DRAFT ORDER REVEALED!
It's the first article of the 2019 season!!! Hooray for premature fantasy football!!! Welcome to the sixth year of the Breakfast League!...
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Kenneth Pancake
Dec 17, 20181 min read
PAYOUT INFORMATION
Technically, there is still one more game in our fantasy season, but considering that all the match margins are too large to overcome,...
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Kenneth Pancake
Dec 7, 20183 min read
Final 2018 Power Rankings - Old Takes Exposed
It's the final PR of the season! And at this point, PR actually means some kind of statistical or prediction analysis that doesn't...
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Kenneth Pancake
Nov 20, 20185 min read
Playoff Power Rankings - Commish Announcement
After a chaotic weekend (and what may be referred to as the best NFL regular season game of all time on Monday night), we have finally...
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Kenneth Pancake
Nov 19, 20185 min read
#BubbleMonday
It's not the Breakfast League if the playoffs are decided by Monday morning, now is it? Suddenly, we find ourselves in a very odd...
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Kenneth Pancake
Nov 16, 20183 min read
Week 11 Predictions - RJ
The last week of the season sees 6 teams fighting for playoff berths with 4 of them going head-to-head and none of the games will be...
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Kenneth Pancake
Nov 14, 20184 min read
Week 11 Power Rankings - The Final Cut
The final week of the regular season. It's arguably the most enjoyable week. This year, we have six teams vying for four playoff spots:...
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Al Ohlinger
Oct 26, 20185 min read
Power Rankings Week 7
The trade deadline approaches. By the next time these rankings are published, it will have passed. Make sure to get them in while you...
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Kenneth Pancake
Oct 21, 20181 min read
The Late and Great Power Rankings Week 7
Short and sweet. This week, we left it to the owners, and here are the results: 1. #1 Avant Gardeyns 5-1 (80 points, 4 first-place votes...
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Kenneth Pancake
Oct 12, 20185 min read
Courtesy of Kaelan Carlson - Week 6 Trash Talk PR
Alright Boys and Gentlemen… For years I have been hounded for more irrational picks, stupid plays, and outright mind-boggling trades....
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Kenneth Pancake
Oct 12, 20185 min read
Courtesy of RJ - Week 6 Math-Based PR
Welcome to Week 6 of the season! I feel honored that I will be doing a version of the power rankings based off my data analysis that I...
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Al Ohlinger
Oct 5, 20185 min read
PR Week 4
The contenders are beginning to separate from the pretenders. Trades are flying all across the league. Who will emerge victorious? The...
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Al Ohlinger
Sep 20, 20185 min read
Power Rankings Week Two: Electric Boogaloo
Ya’ll are going to have to start ponying up for running backs, they’re clearly in demand. As in, WR1’s for RB2’s. At least. That’s how...
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Kenneth Pancake
Sep 13, 20187 min read
Week 1 Power Rankings - Much Ado About Nothing
It's baaaaaaack! The most useless waste of time ever to be known. Entirely the opinion of one person in the league. And, with less to go...
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Al Ohlinger
Sep 7, 20186 min read
2018 Breakfast League Post Draft Power Rankings
Hello everyone, and welcome to the annual Breakfast League fantasy football season of 2018. Before I get started with this year’s...
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Al Ohlinger
Aug 8, 20181 min read
League Changes for 2018
Following are the changes I'd like to see implemented for the league in 2018 and will bring up at the rules meeting. I'm putting them...
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Kenneth Pancake
Aug 8, 20181 min read
2018 Random Draft Order Revealed
The draft order has been revealed. On August 7th, Breakfast League Commissioner Kenneth Pancake took to Facebook Live to announce the...
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Kenneth Pancake
Jun 28, 20183 min read
Five Things That Would Make the Breakfast League Even Better (Op-Ed)
Welcome to my opinion piece. The Breakfast League, as I've mentioned, is entering its fifth year of existence. This is quite remarkable,...
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Kenneth Pancake
Jun 21, 20182 min read
BREAKING NEWS: Gaseous Discharge From Owner Brandon Gaede Causes Earthquake in Mexico
Omaha, NE - After initial reports that a Mexican earthquake had been caused by fans celebrating an upset sports win over Germany, further...
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